suburban theology

Idea #3: Grave Sponsors

Sell ad space on or near tombstones, especially those of well-liked people.

Advertisers: Your business or product will gain exposure from an audience that is usually difficult to reach - mourners. Grave site marketing is especially strategic for…

Future Corpses: Choosing to rent out your headstone for marketers will help your family pay for your funeral and any debt you may be leaving them. You can choose whose ads will be displayed, so you can help local businesses, or you can promote your favorite brands and companies even after you’re gone!

To do: Think of punny title for this marketing breakthrough.